AI Slop

Welcome to Uni-as-a-Subscription™, where education is optional, XP is mandatory, and self-promotion is basically a degree requirement.

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How It Works

• Subscribe for RM9.99/month (first month)
  
• Next month RM999.99 (Advanced Overlord Features)
  
• Cancel anytime — yes, even during finals
  
• Classes are optional, but XP is your new GPA
  

Every task, discussion, and assignment is gamified: think Duolingo meets Hogwarts meets esports.

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Choose Your AI Assistant 🤖

Every student gets three AI options:
– Free: Basically a smart calculator that cries silently when you fail.
– Basic: Can explain concepts in memes and GIFs.
– Pro: Writes your assignments, gives motivational speeches, and roasts your procrastination habits.

AI choice affects XP boosts, meme-quality of submissions, and your chances of surviving group projects.

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Earn XP, Level Up, and Survive 🏆

• Solve theory problems = +50 XP
  
• Complete practical exercises = +100 XP
  
• Daily streaks = +10% XP multiplier
  
• Participate in discussions = +25 XP
  
• Attend lectures (optional but dramatic) = +5 XP per “ugh I have to go” sigh
  

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Live Streaming Privileges 🎥

• Gain 50 followers to unlock entry-level live streaming
  
• Upgrade live streaming levels based on:
  
  • Attention received
    
  • Knowledge taught to viewers
    
  • Charisma and ability to meme
    
  • Virtual currencies gifted by fans
    

Live streaming rewards include extra XP, gems, and occasionally a virtual gold star from the Dean NPC.

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Gems, Power-Ups, and Absurd Perks 💎

• Buy gems to resurrect from failed exams
  
• Skip boring lectures with “instant comprehension” power-ups
  
• Unlock special hats, badges, and pets that boost your XP
  
• Limited-time “Professor NPC skins” for cosplay XP bonuses
  

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Social and Self-Promotion Economy 📢

• Self-promotion is mandatory:
  
  • Post achievements, assignment grades, and attitude updates
    
  • Recruit classmates for guilds to tackle mega-assignments
    
• Platforms are flooded with:
  
  • “Look how many XP I earned!” posts
    
  • “See my AI assistant beat the lab boss!” updates
    
  • “I’m now an Assignment Member! Vote for me to lead your project!”
    

Basically, everyone promotes themselves constantly, while secretly checking if their XP leaderboard position went up.

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Classes and Side Quests

• STEM: Build rockets in VR, solve math puzzles, hack quantum computers
  
• Humanities: Debate historical figures who definitely don’t exist, craft essay memes
  
• Life Skills: Cooking, budgeting, surviving group projects without dying
  
• Random Bonus Quest: Meme battle competitions, coffee-fetching side quests, and “Find the hidden syllabus” scavenger hunts
  

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The Absurd Reality

In Uni-as-a-Subscription™, your reputation is a currency, your attention is literally money, and your XP might get you more followers than your actual social life.

Fail a test? Respawn.
Skip a lecture? Your AI assistant cries silently.
Post a self-promoting story? Congratulations, you earned a “brag badge” and 50 XP.

Education has never been this flexible, absurd, or full of virtual applause. 🎓✨

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Uni-as-a-Subscription™: Where learning is a game, self-promotion is a lifestyle, and surviving the attention economy is a full-time quest.